i forgot how much i fucking hate oliver stone
at one point i wanted to be president of the united states
then i realized that barely anybody liked or agreed with me
and that i didn't care enough to pay them money to say that they did
now i have done too many drugs and told too many people what drugs i have done to ever be president
but in a hypothetical alternate universe
i would be the first bohemian president of the united states
and demand that the world go to shit
so that everyone could stress out
and get addicted to cigarettes and caffeine
and eventually experiment with crystal meth
to level the hypothetically alternate universal playing field
for world domination
and general degenerate behavior i guess
i'll be right back
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