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'jesus christ'

my sister is dating a guy who has an african-americanized version of my first name
the last girl i dated had the feminized version of my first name
i am named after a bro in the bible who got killed
for believing in 'jesus christ'
the other bro who posts on 'romantic rhetoric' dated a broad with the same name as my ex-girlfriend
why is this name so popular?
the one bro who actually reads my blog and tells me about it in person has this name too
so does the bro who DJs at the local club
but he goes by his last name
there must be more than a million people with derivatives of this name
millions
'jesus christ'
i feel 'super unoriginal'

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