a dialogue between a boyfriend and girlfriend on the quad who are both tripping on acid that they took five hours before to test their love for each other in altered states
'how do you feel' says malfeasant
'i'm not sure' says patrick 'i want to roll around over there'
'the buildings are all bumping into each other' says malfeasant 'seems funny'
'i am rolling around over here' says patrick
'i just remembered i have a test in my writing class tomorrow' says malfeasant 'fuck. this was a bad idea'
'don't freak out' says patrick 'but i'm right behind you'
'what do you think these' says malfeasant 'never mind'
'is that the other patrick' says patrick
they wave
'i just fucked natalie summers' says the other patrick
'no way' says patrick
'what a slut' says malfeasant
'you just say that because you're jealous' says the other patrick 'you are jealous that i tasted her pussy and you want to taste her pussy. i have a discussion to go to'
'how do you feel' says patrick
the other patrick walks away
'maybe we should get some food' says malfeasant
'my thirty bucks to your mouth on my cock that it talks to you because you're on acid' says patrick
'jesus' says malfeasant
this has a moral. i am sure that this has a moral here somewhere
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