i am extremely afraid of trees
where i am there are these things the size of me multiplied by numbers close to if not greater than ten
they are alive and are very difficult to kill and don't say anything
they do not move and multiply annually and can live for hundreds of years
they are completely content with their existence because they do not have brains
without them it would be difficult for me to breathe but also i am allergic to their ejaculate so sometimes they make it so i can't breathe which is a paradox i feel
most of them are not edible and are in fact poisonous and could kill you and would not give a fuck
the only fun thing that i can think to do with them is to climb them and this is very dangerous and serves little purpose in the context of solving my existential crisis
they are very vulgar because they ejaculate everywhere and do not give a fuck that i am allergic to their ejaculate
they don't need to eat anything because the sun propagates sugar production inside of strange organs that they grow that change in chemical make-up and fall off when they don't need them anymore
some of them are hermaphroditic in a way that makes me uncomfortable with reproduction in general
if trillions of air particles hit them over a long period of time or if electricity comes from the sky and hits them or if an underground river breaks the dirt that helps them stay up then they can fall and they are very heavy and can break all of the bones in my body
there are hundreds of thousands of different kinds of them and they are everywhere
they do this thing where they absorb all light except for a lot of green and some yellow
seems like they don't like most green or much yellow
but because of how people perceive things they associate them with a lot of green and some yellow
maybe they are just misunderstood
i am afraid of them anyway fuck you
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