is 'fucking everything' even a popular activity anymore?
i was reading hipsterrunoff.com earlier today
I AM CARLES
i am going to crush a bottle of water
that is now filled with air
because i drank all of the water
and i will watch it explode
and the top will propel towards mercury
and will hit it with the force of a million suns
and it will be thrown out of its orbit
and into pluto's
and they will collide like two spherical piñatas
and get spaghetti sauce everywhere
because that is what planets are filled with
fuck italian cuisine
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