waiting in line to buy a pack of cigarettes at CVS in georgetown
fucking politicians
i fucking hate politics
why the fuck does politics exist
'the ancient art of fucking everybody without actually fucking them'
we are all fucked because of politics
politics is like what people think god is except it exists physically and fucks you physically from a distance with your cellmate's cock
i think i am actually referring to laws
laws are written by politician scum's stupid interns and signed into law by inconsequential politician figureheads
'next'
'a pack of camel lights please'
'that will be $6.75'
'i am not paying that much for cigarettes'
'that is how much they cost'
'there is no way that is possible. there is no sales tax for me on cigarettes. only you, CVS. the store. not me. give them to me for the price that they cost for me. not the inflated one'
'no'
'i am still buying something. i am buying a soda. hold on'
what kind of soda do i want?
i don't know
what is a soda?
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