are we ‘together’ now?
i imagine having a siamese twin
and being an incest-prone homosexual
and this makes me feel less alone
then it makes me feel nauseous
and then i imagine cupcakes or something
when starting a relationship i feel a constant churning in my stomach
and the world is inside of me
and spinning out of control
due to free-spinning gravitational force
and seeing the person i am starting the relationship with
makes me forget that this is happening
i walked from the capitol building in washinton d.c.
to the hipster strip on m street in georgetown yesterday
i saw a cute indie chick inside of urban outfitters
and was too afraid to say anything to her
so i left and walked up wisconsin avenue
and a girl i lived next door to in los angeles recognized me
she said ‘hey’ and got my phone number and said ‘come over for drinks some time’
and i am going to get married to a woman
who cheats on me all of the time
and i will write conventional love stories to her
and she will think that i am an idiot and will feel bad for me
but i need french citizenship
i am going to go outside and smoke a cigarette before this plane lands
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