why i prefer indie movies to other movies, i.e. 'hollywood movies (not including wes anderson movies because of my strong and relentless bias toward him)'
indie movies lie to me but they tell me that they are lying to me
indie movies brush my hair and say 'everything is alright, sweetie' before i go to bed
indie movies let me sit on the back of their motorcycles and take me to mcdonald's after midnight even though my parents would kill me if they found out
indie movies win prizes with shitloads of sentimental value for me at amusement parks
indie movies love me and leave me and will always be my baby even if i have to kill to prove it
i don't fucking like indie movies i hate indie movies they piss me off
i never want to see indie movies again
especially that goddamned IFC character
IFC is for fucking idiots and shows movies catered to asshole snobs with absolutely no taste
i am sorry bjork, i love you, you my girl
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